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Merry Mid-Winter Celebration - Bah Humbug!

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It's the way I tell em...

Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
 

Man goes to the doctors with a strawberry growing out of his head.

Doc says: 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

'Doctor, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home.'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.'
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'
 

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Merry Mid-Winter Celebration - Bah Humbug!

So here is it, Merry Christmas, everybody's having fun (that sounds familiar).

Anyone who knows me is probably aware that there's is something of the Grinch in me when it comes to the Yuletide season. However, even I accept it's a really magical time for children (and big kids too).

That said here's our two little chaps (Marcus and Alex) who can't wait until Santa arrives in Boroughbridge (barring congestion following re-surfacing work at Scotch Corner).

Little do they know this year all they are getting is a walnut, Satsuma and Action Man deserter (empty box).

Boo hiss I hear you cry. Well, it is Panto season (oh not it's not!).

Anyway, this is great time to wish everyone Emma and I have worked with over the year a very merry and peaceful Christmas and I look forward to seeing you in the New Year.

Remember - look to the future now, it's only just begun. Wise words Noddy, wise words.

Nigel